What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Which media outlet gave Starmer and his band of failures the most support during the election? Now we can punish them for it.?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill

If you’re an atheist, what would be your motive in spreading atheism, and why would you care what others believe?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Moonraker

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Who is the most annoying character in the Office?

-J W Pepper

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why is every human messed up in some way?

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is treasury?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What are the beliefs of those who think climate change is a conspiracy theory? What do they predict will happen if we do not address it?

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do you have to be 18+ to go live on TikTok?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why would a person always be so tired?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Octopussy

Is the Chinese economy currently collapsing? If not, what could potentially cause it to collapse?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

Dr No

What are some other ways to say "you're welcome" in French besides "de rien"?

Live and Let Die

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

You Only Live Twice